Did You Know?
"Aside from being a rebel god punished for: 1) creating humans in the image of gods, and then 2) providing humans with the gift of fire, he was banished by Zeus to a place where his liver was eaten each day, and then healed every night. In the medical community, the Prometheus System is sometimes used as part of liver dialysis.
"In fact, Rockefeller Center is a virtual shrine to Prometheus. According to Wikipedia, the golden statue of Prometheus stands at the head of the central fountain..."
Upon further exploration, I learned that Prometheus' liver was eaten specifically by an eagle, as depicted in this 1868 painting by Gustave Moreau. I suppose a hungry eagle would hurt far worse than a Bard sampler. Consider my blessings counted.