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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Top ten things that seemed so @#$% easy just 10 days ago

10. Carrying a pillow from the bedroom to the living room.
9. Blowdrying my hair.
8. Standing in line for groceries.
7. Riding in a car for several hours.
6. Turning over from one side to the other.
5. Yawning.
4. Bowel movements.
3. Lifting my arms over my head.
2. Putting socks on.
and....
1. Imagining how I might spend three idle weeks in Iowa at my parents' house without going certifiably insane!

Help! Visitors welcome!
:)

8 Comments:

  • What are you complaining about? On any given day, I have trouble with No. 2, 4, 7, 8 and 9 myself.

    By Blogger Troy, at 4:55 PM  

  • HEY KIDDO--GLAD YOU ARE HOME---YOU HAVE THE GREATEST PARENTS !!!!!!f
    NOW GET A HOBBY. -----WRITE THAT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I WILL SEE YOU SOON.
    MARY CAREY

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:55 PM  

  • You better quit your whining, Waller, and man up for the Brr ride next weekend. You'll be up for 26 miles on the bike by then, right? Right?

    By Anonymous McNarney, at 7:24 PM  

  • Get a PS2.

    -- Marty H.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:57 PM  

  • I think you're about to become very acquainted with Bob Barker and Alex Trebek...:)

    Glad to hear things are going well and the recovery continues. I'll be in the area next weekend and can probably stop by to see you Sunday afternoon. I'll give you a call on your cell. Take care!

    Diane

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:38 AM  

  • 10. Carrying a pillow from the bedroom to the living room. (just do what I do, never leave the living room)

    9. Blowdrying my hair. (overrated)

    8. Standing in line for groceries. (rule of thumb: if you act insane, people will let you cut in line)

    7. Riding in a car for several hours. (well, my dog seems to calm down when I scratch him behind his ears...)

    6. Turning over from one side to the other. (that almost sounds like exercise. No thanks!)

    *tap-tap-tap* "Is this thing on?"

    5. Yawning. (Physiologically, this is caused by a lack of oxygen to the brain. Need I say more?)

    4. Bowel movements. (Too...many....jokes! Must....mock....BECKY!! *rubs bridge of nose, gasping for breath*)

    3. Lifting my arms over my head. (what are you, some kind of fitness freak?!)

    2. Putting socks on. (Wait, you're supposed to occasionaly take sock OFF?)

    and....

    1. Imagining how I might spend three idle weeks in Iowa at my parents' house without going certifiably insane! (Well, I've heard that Wal-Mart is getting set to bid out its global travel management program.....:^)

    By Anonymous your pal Brett, at 9:57 AM  

  • Regarding #3...are you really well enough to be dancing again anyway? Think about taking a break, sister.

    By Blogger Mindy, at 8:50 PM  

  • 7, 6, 4 and 2 just give you a preview of what it's like to be pregnant. At least you're at the it's-getting-better stage; I'm still at the more-than-two-months-to-go, it-only-gets-worse stage. :)

    Fortunately, I can offer help with #1! Give me a call and we'll work out a time I can come over and visit.

    Karen

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:19 AM  

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